Leetch out
Well one of our Canadien sources tell us that Brian Leetch will be out of the Rangers line-up until the year 2005. Since everyone in the Rangers organization seems to think that he will only miss one or two pre-season games, and have said so over and over again we are forced to beleive our Canadian source instead, since people from Canada know EVERYTHING....
With Leetch on the shelf until 2008, our high flying writer Tito has come up with some hot HOT HOT rumors from his sources around the world... Heres some good inside stuff from the one they call "El Matador".
An inside source has told me that Brian Leetch will be out until the 2010 season. With this being the case, this gives Ranger GM Glenn Sather the chance to move players like Tom Poti and Eric Lindros. Its very well known that Sather is VERY disapointed in Potis play from last year. Poti being one of the top offensive D-men in the league in the 02/03 season has not set well with Sather. Also on the way out is Dan Blackburn. Why? Because. Just listen. Jean-Sebastien Giguere is unsigned. This young goalie had a great year last year and is obviously better than Blackburn. Since Blackburn is now hurt with a pinched nerve in his shoulder (may be out a couple of weeks), there arent any young goalies that can be in Hartford OR be the back-up in NY. Simply cant have that. Ranger fans demand it. So The Rangers are going to trade tom Poti and Dan Blackburn for Giguere, then turn around and trade Dunham to Colorado, who in turn trade him to Philly, who then turn around and deal him to Calgary. This IS NOT some made up rumor, it is legit. Its right here on the internet, and I have sources that I cant reveal.
Rangers get Giguere
Ducks get Poti and Blackburn
Rangers trade Dunham to Colorado for Skoula (to make deVries comfortable), and Hinote (Rangers lost McCarthy and ONLY added Simon, they need MORE toughness, since McCarthy had a billion fights last year)
Avs trade Dunham to Philly for Hacket and draft picks (Avs will stock up for post CBA)
Philly trades Dunham to Flames for Iginla (Calgary NEEDS goaltending to compete!!!!!!!!!!!)
THEN the Rangers will trade Lindros for a capable back-up for Giguere. My source says the Rangers would love to land Trevor Kidd as a fair return. "Lindros didnt do crap last year, I want him gone, I dont care if they trade him for that piece of shit no talent goalie Trevor Kidd." Is what my source said. "Thank god Messier is back, otherwise there would be no reason to watch the Rangers!!!" "They dont have ANY talent on that team besides Messier and Leetch." "Get Lindros, Dunham, and Poti outta here." You see the Ducks in the cup finals last year? Get me their goalie, Gigorian or what ever his name is. HES good, not this Dunham guy." Dunham is too old and hasnt done shit in the NHL".
Again this is real stuff and not made up. I have sources. I'd give you more stuff but my source will be plenty upset that I spilled these. So Stay tuned for more action....Never forget how awesome Strike Force was....
Reporter: Tito Santana
Thats it for today, stay tuned as it looks like things are gonna get hot around Ranger land. Remember we want to have your children, and we care.
With Leetch on the shelf until 2008, our high flying writer Tito has come up with some hot HOT HOT rumors from his sources around the world... Heres some good inside stuff from the one they call "El Matador".
An inside source has told me that Brian Leetch will be out until the 2010 season. With this being the case, this gives Ranger GM Glenn Sather the chance to move players like Tom Poti and Eric Lindros. Its very well known that Sather is VERY disapointed in Potis play from last year. Poti being one of the top offensive D-men in the league in the 02/03 season has not set well with Sather. Also on the way out is Dan Blackburn. Why? Because. Just listen. Jean-Sebastien Giguere is unsigned. This young goalie had a great year last year and is obviously better than Blackburn. Since Blackburn is now hurt with a pinched nerve in his shoulder (may be out a couple of weeks), there arent any young goalies that can be in Hartford OR be the back-up in NY. Simply cant have that. Ranger fans demand it. So The Rangers are going to trade tom Poti and Dan Blackburn for Giguere, then turn around and trade Dunham to Colorado, who in turn trade him to Philly, who then turn around and deal him to Calgary. This IS NOT some made up rumor, it is legit. Its right here on the internet, and I have sources that I cant reveal.
Rangers get Giguere
Ducks get Poti and Blackburn
Rangers trade Dunham to Colorado for Skoula (to make deVries comfortable), and Hinote (Rangers lost McCarthy and ONLY added Simon, they need MORE toughness, since McCarthy had a billion fights last year)
Avs trade Dunham to Philly for Hacket and draft picks (Avs will stock up for post CBA)
Philly trades Dunham to Flames for Iginla (Calgary NEEDS goaltending to compete!!!!!!!!!!!)
THEN the Rangers will trade Lindros for a capable back-up for Giguere. My source says the Rangers would love to land Trevor Kidd as a fair return. "Lindros didnt do crap last year, I want him gone, I dont care if they trade him for that piece of shit no talent goalie Trevor Kidd." Is what my source said. "Thank god Messier is back, otherwise there would be no reason to watch the Rangers!!!" "They dont have ANY talent on that team besides Messier and Leetch." "Get Lindros, Dunham, and Poti outta here." You see the Ducks in the cup finals last year? Get me their goalie, Gigorian or what ever his name is. HES good, not this Dunham guy." Dunham is too old and hasnt done shit in the NHL".
Again this is real stuff and not made up. I have sources. I'd give you more stuff but my source will be plenty upset that I spilled these. So Stay tuned for more action....Never forget how awesome Strike Force was....
Reporter: Tito Santana
Thats it for today, stay tuned as it looks like things are gonna get hot around Ranger land. Remember we want to have your children, and we care.
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