A New Hope

Yeah, yeah the new Star Wars is coming out next month. Everybody knows that. What isnt know is that there may be a deal reached between the NHLPA and the NHL owners. How are we so sure? Pfffft, as if we'd tell you.. Im willing to bet that in some time late May, this will start to be the new rumor. You'll hear about how the NHL is rehiring its people and how a deal may soon be reached with the season starting on time in October. You just wait and see. Come back in a month and you tell us what YOUVE heard. Truth is it will be too late. WE will have broken the story already. WE are the best. WE are the only ones with TRUE inside sources.

In other news Stan Fischler still has shit on his dick, and it blenongs to Gary Bettman.

So stay tuned, and kiss our asses when we are right, because we're good enough, we're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like us.

Reported by: Stewart Smalley