Quiet before the storm.
Well, its quiet out there. Too quiet. You know what that means? Thats right! BIG MOVES! Man-o-man. Its about to get crazy around Ranger land and we here at Badseedsnewsrumorsandalloutbullshit, are the only ones to know about it. Because as we all know, you are mad cool if you are the first to break a story. Mad cool yo!!!! Heres whats up:
With Brian Leetch being out till 2020, the Rangers are ready to give the top slot to John Jakopin. Jakopin is a journeyman d-man who hasnt done squat in the NHL. He is big though.......
Tom Poti is still on the hot seat as reported not too long ago by our own Tito Santana. Poti's good offensive numbers from last year are the demise of Tom "poke check" Poti (cute lil name designated to Mr Poti by many Ranger fans). Also the fact that Poti is allergic to many foods is another reason why Sather is upset with the 26 year old allstar offensive D-man, who was in the tops of the NHL for scoring for defensemen last season. With Poti gone, this gives Rangers prospect Fedor Tjutin the job he definately deserves. I mean Hockeysfuture says hes good, so he should be able to slide right in over any Ranger prospect. Right? Hockeysfuture is the best, and they know their stuff. Just like how they didnt know jack about Bryce Lampman over the years. Oh, wait thats bad isnt it? Well atleast they give Jake Taylor a good review. Hes gonna be great!!!!!!! Again, those guys are great over there. They dont have old scouting reports or ANY made up crap at all. Working here at Badseedsnewsrumorsandalloutbullshit is a hard job. Imagine how hard it is to work for them!!!!!
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Its been reported that Anson Carter is in good spirits so far in camp. Playing pretty well on a line with Eric Lindros and Martin Rucinsky is a good sign of things to come. Whats to come? Jaromir Jagr of course. Carter only scored 5 points in the last 11 games of the year after being dealt to the Rangers. This isnt good, and this means he will play badly this coming year. Dont worry Ranger fans. This is GOOD news. Remember who the Washington Capitals wanted for Jagr? Well come on! Everybody knows they wanted Anson Carter!!!!! EVERYBODY. Anson will pay for not carrying this team last year, while we can praise the excellent no show by Alex Kovalev. I just dont think Carter can play in this conference, no matter how good he was when he was on Boston a few years ago. Add on that he is having an absolutely brutal camp (right?), and its obvious he has to go. Him playing a power type of game cant help the Rangers anyway. Not one bit. Hooray for Jagr! Hes as good as ours! Nothing against Carter, because I dont have any problem with him at all. I just dont like him, and dont think hes anywhere near the player Ryan Smyth is (despite the amazingly close #'s), and I'd trade him in a second for Calgary Flames future HOFer defenseman Denis Gauthier. BTW I just got my new Bob Bougner fan club shirts in the mail today. Want one gimme an E-mail. White power!!!!!!
Reporter Another reporter that wishes to remain anonymous
Thats it for now, and remember to stay tuned and believe everything other people say, especially when its on the internet. We love you, want to have your children, will do anything for you, and most of all we care.
and yes H.1. and G.O., Im just fuckin with yas, that is if you even read this thing.
With Brian Leetch being out till 2020, the Rangers are ready to give the top slot to John Jakopin. Jakopin is a journeyman d-man who hasnt done squat in the NHL. He is big though.......
Tom Poti is still on the hot seat as reported not too long ago by our own Tito Santana. Poti's good offensive numbers from last year are the demise of Tom "poke check" Poti (cute lil name designated to Mr Poti by many Ranger fans). Also the fact that Poti is allergic to many foods is another reason why Sather is upset with the 26 year old allstar offensive D-man, who was in the tops of the NHL for scoring for defensemen last season. With Poti gone, this gives Rangers prospect Fedor Tjutin the job he definately deserves. I mean Hockeysfuture says hes good, so he should be able to slide right in over any Ranger prospect. Right? Hockeysfuture is the best, and they know their stuff. Just like how they didnt know jack about Bryce Lampman over the years. Oh, wait thats bad isnt it? Well atleast they give Jake Taylor a good review. Hes gonna be great!!!!!!! Again, those guys are great over there. They dont have old scouting reports or ANY made up crap at all. Working here at Badseedsnewsrumorsandalloutbullshit is a hard job. Imagine how hard it is to work for them!!!!!
Reporter A reporter that wishes to remain anonymous
Its been reported that Anson Carter is in good spirits so far in camp. Playing pretty well on a line with Eric Lindros and Martin Rucinsky is a good sign of things to come. Whats to come? Jaromir Jagr of course. Carter only scored 5 points in the last 11 games of the year after being dealt to the Rangers. This isnt good, and this means he will play badly this coming year. Dont worry Ranger fans. This is GOOD news. Remember who the Washington Capitals wanted for Jagr? Well come on! Everybody knows they wanted Anson Carter!!!!! EVERYBODY. Anson will pay for not carrying this team last year, while we can praise the excellent no show by Alex Kovalev. I just dont think Carter can play in this conference, no matter how good he was when he was on Boston a few years ago. Add on that he is having an absolutely brutal camp (right?), and its obvious he has to go. Him playing a power type of game cant help the Rangers anyway. Not one bit. Hooray for Jagr! Hes as good as ours! Nothing against Carter, because I dont have any problem with him at all. I just dont like him, and dont think hes anywhere near the player Ryan Smyth is (despite the amazingly close #'s), and I'd trade him in a second for Calgary Flames future HOFer defenseman Denis Gauthier. BTW I just got my new Bob Bougner fan club shirts in the mail today. Want one gimme an E-mail. White power!!!!!!
Reporter Another reporter that wishes to remain anonymous
Thats it for now, and remember to stay tuned and believe everything other people say, especially when its on the internet. We love you, want to have your children, will do anything for you, and most of all we care.
and yes H.1. and G.O., Im just fuckin with yas, that is if you even read this thing.
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