Too hot to handle
Well, the Rangers have hit a skid, and havent been playing all too well lately. So let the madness begin!!!!!! Of course we have tons of hot HOT HOT rumors to tell you about, because we are the best around.
But first I'd just like to say its a pleasure to join the crew here at Badseedsneewsrumorsandalloutbullshit. Where the real pros work. I love it here, and am thankful for the new fresh opportunity to tell everyone the inside scoop. Working for this site is a pleasure because unlike others, this stuff is all LEGIT. Onto what you wanna read.........
So with Brian Leetch back after being out for 61 years, the Rangers absolutely DO NOT need Tom Poti. "Leetch is so damn amazing that the Rangers really dont need anyone on the blueline" says a person familar with the situation. "Poti isnt Chris Pronger, so he is useless". "Cant wait for Jake Taylor to come in and dominate the league, they say hes good".
Where is Poti going? DUH? Atlanta........... Hello? Its well known that Atlanta has strong interest in Poti, because they .... uhhhh, they need a center. Wait no, they need..... hmmm, yeah they DO need a center. Well Atlanta also has interest in Anson Carter. But as reporter months ago, he is set to go to Washington for Jagr AND hes a winger. Any day now that Jagr deal should happen. Its not like we lie. Come on we have sources.....
So uhhh Poti is definately on the outs. Atlanta is willing to send. ummmmmmm, uhhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmm, something good for Poti. What they have that is good and in Sathers interest is not exactly known right now but we KNOW Sather is upset with Poti, just like hes upset with Lindros.
In a conversation with our writter Lyle, Sather said "Tom Poti and his 2 year 2.8 million dollar contract can eat my shit, YOU HEAR THAT POTI? EAT MY SHIT! Im tired of his constant overall improvement, and how he leads this team in points for defensemen all the time. Whats he thinking when he shoots the puck? He has no right to join the rush. Thats not his job. Its not like hes Brian Leetch..... Leetch is where its at. His SOLID two way play is whats gonna get this team out of its play-off skid. Leetch is so good, I dont know why I even have other D-men. Poti is as good as gone, and Im gonna trade him to Atlanta. You can print that, and just to let you know you guys at Badseedsnewsrumorsandalloutbullshit are the best in the business. I love you guys".
Well we said we had tons of news, and we do. We just cant tell you it all right now. More in a few days. Stay tuned, stay strong, stay clean, stay hungry, stay positive, stay put, stay away, stablizer bars, Staples center, Steak and potatoes, station wagon. We love you and never want to leave you.
Reported by Lyle, formerly of some weird, gay trade rumor site called The fourth day of her period, or something like that. I cant understand what he says when he speaks, but hes a good guy. They are super gay over there.
But first I'd just like to say its a pleasure to join the crew here at Badseedsneewsrumorsandalloutbullshit. Where the real pros work. I love it here, and am thankful for the new fresh opportunity to tell everyone the inside scoop. Working for this site is a pleasure because unlike others, this stuff is all LEGIT. Onto what you wanna read.........
So with Brian Leetch back after being out for 61 years, the Rangers absolutely DO NOT need Tom Poti. "Leetch is so damn amazing that the Rangers really dont need anyone on the blueline" says a person familar with the situation. "Poti isnt Chris Pronger, so he is useless". "Cant wait for Jake Taylor to come in and dominate the league, they say hes good".
Where is Poti going? DUH? Atlanta........... Hello? Its well known that Atlanta has strong interest in Poti, because they .... uhhhh, they need a center. Wait no, they need..... hmmm, yeah they DO need a center. Well Atlanta also has interest in Anson Carter. But as reporter months ago, he is set to go to Washington for Jagr AND hes a winger. Any day now that Jagr deal should happen. Its not like we lie. Come on we have sources.....
So uhhh Poti is definately on the outs. Atlanta is willing to send. ummmmmmm, uhhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmm, something good for Poti. What they have that is good and in Sathers interest is not exactly known right now but we KNOW Sather is upset with Poti, just like hes upset with Lindros.
In a conversation with our writter Lyle, Sather said "Tom Poti and his 2 year 2.8 million dollar contract can eat my shit, YOU HEAR THAT POTI? EAT MY SHIT! Im tired of his constant overall improvement, and how he leads this team in points for defensemen all the time. Whats he thinking when he shoots the puck? He has no right to join the rush. Thats not his job. Its not like hes Brian Leetch..... Leetch is where its at. His SOLID two way play is whats gonna get this team out of its play-off skid. Leetch is so good, I dont know why I even have other D-men. Poti is as good as gone, and Im gonna trade him to Atlanta. You can print that, and just to let you know you guys at Badseedsnewsrumorsandalloutbullshit are the best in the business. I love you guys".
Well we said we had tons of news, and we do. We just cant tell you it all right now. More in a few days. Stay tuned, stay strong, stay clean, stay hungry, stay positive, stay put, stay away, stablizer bars, Staples center, Steak and potatoes, station wagon. We love you and never want to leave you.
Reported by Lyle, formerly of some weird, gay trade rumor site called The fourth day of her period, or something like that. I cant understand what he says when he speaks, but hes a good guy. They are super gay over there.
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