Hacked!

No we arent talking about a Ron Hextal cheap-shot slash. We had EVERY SINGLE TRADE DEADLINE MOVE, the day before the deadline. It seems that our competition was able to mess with out high tech computers here at the news center. Somehow we were unable to sign in and post what our incredible sources had for us and you. Honestly. Also, we were falsely accused of many crimes over this whole period of time. Crimes that were totally outrageous. Crimes such as fraud, embezzlement, murder, invasion of privacy, driving without proof of insurance, and the worst of all... LYING. Imagine that? All this during the biggest days of the year for us!!! The police came to our news center and arrested us on site.

Imagine us lying to anyone? Or doing any of that stuff? Why would we do such things? We're good honest people with REAL sources here.

So please forgive us for you not being able to read up on the deals, and have the inside track on everyone else. Its a shame that in this day and age, you cant depend on friendly competition anymore. We'll have more soon, since the draft is coming up, and there is going to be a ton of trades on draft day. Also, dont miss out on our expert analysis on Ranger prospects and possible picks in the draft. We are experts on EVERYTHING hockey. We know everything. We not only have sources on trades, we have seen every player in the world up close and personal.

So, until then, take care of yourselves. Stay in touch, stay uned, stay gold. Dont be a stranger. We are back and better than ever. We cant be stopped. The world is ours, and nobody can take it from us. Combaticons transform into BRUTICUS! Autobots MEET YOUR DOOM!


Reported by Megatron